That story is as unputdownable to a taxi driver as to a university professor.

这个故事叫计程车司机和大学教授爱不释手，津津乐读。

Would you call me a taxi?

请给我叫辆计程车好吗?

The guest got very drunk so they bundled him into a taxi and sent him home.

那位得酩酊大醉, 于是他们把他塞进辆计程车, 送他回家。

I think everyone should go to college and get a degree and then spend six months as a bartender and six months as a cabdriver.

我认为每个该去上大学，获得学位，然后去酒吧当六个月的侍者，再当六个月的计程车司机。