The dog made a mess on the carpet.

狗在地毯上便。

Keep one's bowels open.

便通畅。

So when those impotent excremental conformists Robespierre and the Jacobin gang banned women from political power, we took up the cause.

那群无能的，便样的守者，也就是罗伯斯庇尔和雅戈宾派那帮人，禁止妇拥有政治权利的时候，我们介入了。