That story is as unputdownable to a taxi driver as to a university professor.

这个故事叫计司机和教授都爱不释手，津津乐读。

Would you call me a taxi?

请给我叫辆计吗?

The guest got very drunk so they bundled him into a taxi and sent him home.

那位客人喝得酩酊醉, 于是他们把他塞进辆计, 送他回家。

I think everyone should go to college and get a degree and then spend six months as a bartender and six months as a cabdriver.

我认为每个人都应该去上，得位，然后去酒吧当六个月的侍者，再当六个月的计司机。